February 17, 2010

The Narrator

It seems like in addition to giving birth to a son, I also gave birth to my own personal narrator.
Here's a peek into yesterday's chapter:
"Mommy's going upstairs."
"Mommy's cutting onions."
"Mommy's tired." (repeating what I tell him, not what he observed).
"Mommy's eating a cracker."
"Mommy's hiding." (we were playing, I wasn't avoiding him!, though sometimes I do want to hide from him.)
"Mommy went outside."
"Mommy's tooted (farted)" (when I didn't! That little stinker).
As long as he doesn't say things like "Mommy, you want more wine?," I think a narrated life will be just fine. What are some of the funny things your kids have said about you?

17 comments:

  1. That is so sweet! We really are the center of their lives for a time, aren't we?

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  2. What a smart little man! My daughter has said the tooted line about the whole family!!!

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  3. LOL! That's too cute :D I can't wait for that stage {though I'm sure sometimes it can wear on you}. I love his smile.

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  4. LOL! You know this WILL lead to things like the wine bottle, right? LOL! HE is a cutie!

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  5. what a cutie! Sounds a lot like my little man!

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  6. Ha ha! adorable!

    DS1 says typical stuff (go upstairs, etc.) and if I go to the bathroom he says it out loud!

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  7. Ha ha! adorable!

    DS1 says typical stuff (go upstairs, etc.) and if I go to the bathroom he says it out loud!

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  8. Narration is good.......as long as they don't narrate the bad stuff. :)

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  9. Look at that little buggers face! Too adorable :D
    That's so funny-I've never heard of children doing that before.

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  10. Kathleen,
    Soren is getting so big!! Oh how I miss those days. Enjoy!

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  11. My son was notorious for ratting me out during his youthful narratives. Love that last snap, a fabulous smile!

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  12. SoJo looks so cute! Jasper is coming up with some good ones these days, too. Today's most hilarious was "Spiderman saves the day!" totally random...

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  13. Rose is always saying "Mami, your pants are TOO SMALL!!! You need bigger pants!"

    Not cool!!

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  14. How 'bout "Mommy has boobies!" Yeah...

    What a cutie your little guy is!!

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  15. Oh that is so neat! I can't wait for little bit to start doing that kind of stuff! I was thrilled when he laughed at me for the first time today. Does that count as talking? Hehe

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  16. Teehee! What a cutie! Kidoodle is too young to speak yet. Well, he can say, "Doggy goes, 'Woof woof woof.'" I suppose as long as I doesn't start saying, "Mommy goes, 'Woof woof woof,'" I'll be okay. :)

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