It seems like in addition to giving birth to a son, I also gave birth to my own personal narrator.
Here's a peek into yesterday's chapter:
"Mommy's going upstairs."
"Mommy's cutting onions."
"Mommy's tired." (repeating what I tell him, not what he observed).
"Mommy's eating a cracker."
"Mommy's hiding." (we were playing, I wasn't avoiding him!, though sometimes I do want to hide from him.)
"Mommy went outside."
"Mommy's tooted (farted)" (when I didn't! That little stinker).
As long as he doesn't say things like "Mommy, you want more wine?," I think a narrated life will be just fine. What are some of the funny things your kids have said about you?