Porn for New Moms: It's Not What You Think!!

Have you seen this book?

Before your dirty mind starts heading toward the gutter, let me explain. It's a hilarious book, filled with images that will get any mama's heart (and loins) racing--hot guys doing housework and eagerly caring for baby.

Sure your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the bar.
The more the merrier!

I told my boss I have to leave at 3:00 every afternoon so I can come home and give you a break.

My favorite one that I didn't have a photo of reads "Every time I see a cute, young co-ed these days, all I can think is Potential Babysitter!"

My husband was vacuuming dust bunnies the other weekend (real dust bunnies, like behind the couch, not just a quick go-over of the living room carpet) and I said to him "Watch out or I'm going to take your photo for some mommy porn." He was very confused, and maybe even a little embarrassed, and thought that maybe he had a plumber's crack showing. He understood what I meant when I showed him this book.

Thanks for sharing this J!